When I’m free I will wake up on a big mattress, hop out of bed, feel the soft carpet beneath my bare feet as I skip and float to the bathroom. I’ll turn on the hot water in the tub and wipe the fog from the mirror as I shave my head with a quality razor that glides gracefully against my skin. Finally, I’ll sink slowly into in the steamy tub as all my pores open wide and scream, “Freedom!”